Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Favorite Quote from Samy

1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

2) On TV when he was trying to say he is ashamed, "Kemaluan
saya besar"

3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk
orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde
sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina
sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak
marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang
aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua
menderma dara.."

8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang
saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik
ke pentas utk membuka kain"

10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya
sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

(source: forwarded mail)

3 comments:

curryegg said...

He must be keep on sneezing.. haha...

卡乔鸟 said...

嗯。这篇我也有在forum看到

cw said...

哈哈!笑死人!!