Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Moving a straw without touching it!

Want some more Magic?
The clip below show you how to moving a straw without touching it!
I had try it, i work! But you must choose the suitable botol cover.

Enjoy!







Monday, July 30, 2007

top 10 sex world record

Well, just feel unbelieveable when the first time i read it, but it really happened!

1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.

4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12

Bathtub Racers

After the wild success of their toilet bowl racer, Evento has decided to branch out into bathtub racers:

Based on the following video, it looks like these bathtub racers would be a hoot:

Inflatable Missile Balloons

Looking for a way to get some attention on the highway? Try these helium-filled missile balloons:






The concept is pretty simple:
Fill balloons with helium
Attach balloons to car
Drive like a crazy person and delight in other drivers’ reactions


While these were originally created as a Malaysian advertisement that won a CLIO in 2004, MissileBallon.com now sells customizable inflatable missiles on their website.
These can’t be legal to drive with, can they?

Potato attack!

Ketchum, Idaho (Strutts News Services) - Over thousands of years humans have successfully domesticated animals, insects and plants. Domesticated animals include cats, dogs, chickens, cows, children, goats, horses, pigs and sheep, among many others.

Domesticated insects include bees, and, um, other bees. Domesticated plants include corn, rice, rye, wheat, and many varieties of plants that we take for granted, like granola barensia and cocopuffsia.


In our long history of domesticating various species, early humans understood that in only one generation previously domesticated flora and fauna can, and often do, turn feral… sometimes with disastrous results.




That is exactly what happened Thursday afternoon, when tens of thousands of feral potatoes blocked State Route N US 91 from Wapello to Blackfoot, Idaho.

Eyewitness reports indicate that the spuds were upset about recent news reports promoting tax-funded corn subsidies for ethanol production. “We’ve seen enough!” said one, identified only as “Norgold Russet.” “Sure, corn has ears, but we’ve got eyes, and we don’t like what we see.”

With the arrival of an asphalt roller from nearby Idaho Falls, the protest disbanded slowly, leaving the denizens of Wapello in dismay. “We’re out of gravy!” exclaimed a tear-streaked Bonnie Phumph. “And the butter’s running out, too!”

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Amazing, only Japanese can imagine & execute!!!!

Sapporo (A commercial city in northern Japan on western Hokkaido) stadium Seating capacity of 42,122, what's unique about this Stadium is that, it's an indoor stadium with the playing field out side, and when required, the field will move inside the stadium... and not only that, the field once inside it will rotate within its axis to ensure the spectators will get a all round view of the game being. So amazing!

















Boss Vs Me

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough


When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,


When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,


When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.


When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.


When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.


When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's
overworked


When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets


Wednesday, July 25, 2007

quarter inside a soda can trick

Want to learn some magic?
Here teach you how to put a coin into a soda can without open it.



Quarter Inside A Soda Can Trick REVEALED - video powered by Metacafe


Funny English...

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with .....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until Ifell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day Icalled my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to comeback 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.


NegaraKu

Well, this 'MV' currently is really HOT among Malaysian.
, the national song of Malaysia also can be RAP!
Anyway, like it or not, up to you.



Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Spider safe the day again!

Well, spider safe the day again, this time in Malaysia



Be Aware when parking yr car in McD Franchise‎ (Penang)

Pls help to distribute this email to yr friend to avoid the sameincident happen & wasting unnecessay money. :)

McDonald Autocity has a new rule on their parking lots (Maybe this isnot a new rules just I did not noticed on that). Anyone who parks theircars at their parking lots (even though you are their customers) formore than 2 hours, their tires will be clamped.

Subsequently, you needto pay RM50 just to open the car clamp. They have displayed the noticeregarding this and there will be no warning letter issue out even thoughyou have done it on first time (no chance given L).

McDonald Greenland has the same rule as well. If you park yr car morethan certain period, you will be fined. However, this franchise willfirst issue the warning letter before clamp your tire (my friend hasexperienced it). I heard from McD Autocity's staff that there is one more "private carpark" in Butterworth which do not allow their customers to park theircar more than 45 minutes. Else, your car's tire will be clamped and youwill be fined just to open the lock.

Thus, in future, while you park your car in any McD franchise, pls beaware on the sign board (it is hardly to be noticed due to the colortone and the landscaping around). They did not have any standardization on this rule for all McDFranchises.

Feedback already provided to their head quarter but there isno response from them. Thanks and hope that you all still can enjoy yr meal in McD. warmest regards, ***I have asked a lot of people about this. More than 90% people do notaware on this rule.

Thus, pls help to distribute this message to yr friend to avoid the same incident happen & wasting unnecessay money. :)

Monday, July 23, 2007

Transformers Made In Malaysia

Well, most of us may already watched the movie , but how about Transformers made in Malaysia?









BEE STING CURE

No harm trying out this home remedy for a bee sting.

This one from Singapore...dunno how true but just keep 1ct coins in your
pocket & see if it works.

Bee/Hornet Cure:
Sharing this information in case you experience the same problem
around your home/garden...

A couple of weeks ago I was unfortunate to get stung by both a bee
and hornet while working in the garden. My arm swelled so off to the doctor
I went. The clinic gave me cream and an antihistamine.

Next day the swelling got progressively worse so off to my regular
doctor I went...infected arm needed an antibiotic.

** The interesting thing is what the Doctor told me...
"Next time you get stung put a penny on the bite for 15 minutes."

That night my niece got stung by two bees. When she came over to swim I
looked at the bite and it had already started to swell. So off I
went to get my money and taped a penny to her arm for 15 minutes. Next
morning, there was no sign of a bite. We were very surprised
but figured perhaps she just wasn't allergic to the sting.

Then guess what? I got stung again by a hornet twice on my left hand. I was
distressed thinking I would have to go to the doctor for yet more
antibiotics. I promptly went into the house, got my money out and taped two
pennies to my bites, then sat and sulked for 15 minutes. The penny took the
string out of the bite immediately. I still wasn't sure what was going to
happen.

In the meantime the hornets were attacking my niece and she got stung on the
thumb. Out came another penny. The next morning I could only see a micro
spot where I had been stung...no redness, no swelling. I went to see my
niece and hers was the same. I couldn't even see where she got stung!

The Doctor said that somehow the copper in the penny counteracts the bite. I
would never have believed it. But it DEFINITELY WORKED !

So remember this little bit of wisdom, keep a stock of pennies on
hand at school and at home and pass this on.

TV vs Handphone

Wife is like a TV.
Girlfriend is like handphone.

At home watch TV.
Go out bring handphone.

No money sell TV.
Got money change handphone.

Sometime enjoy TV but most of the time play with handphone.

TV free for life but........................
handphone, if you don't pay, services will be terminated....................!

roxie CHICAGO

[ROXIE]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady raking in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They('re) gonna recognize my eyes
My hair my teeth my boobs my nose

From just some dumb mechanics wife
I'm gonna be Roxie
Who says that murder's not an art?

And who in case she doesn't hang
Can say she started with a bang?
Roxie Hart!

Boys...

[BOYS]
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see

[ROXIE]
Roxie
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
'Good luck to ya,'

[BOYS]
Roxie

[ROXIE]
And I'll appear
In a lavalier that goes
All the way down to my waist

[BOYS]
Here a ring,
There a ring,
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling

[ROXIE]
But always in the best of taste!

(spoken)
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the audience loves me!
And I love them
And they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me
And we love each other
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid

[BOYS]
She's given up her hum drum life

[ROXIE]
I'm gonna be sing it

[BOYS]
Roxie
She made a scandal and a start

[ROXIE]
And Sophie Tucker will shit
I know
To see her name get billed below
Roxie Hart

[BOYS]
Roxie...
Roxie...
Roxie...
Roxie...
Rox-ie...
Roxie...
Roxie...

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Semi Value's Formula

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%?

What equals 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

ButA-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AndB-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top!!

A horrible fact about KFC

KFC has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire , they found some very upsetting facts. First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name?

Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue.

IT'S NOT! !

The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC.

Because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet. The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen

to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing.

I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know. Please forward this message to as many people as you can. Together we make KFC start using real chicken again.






Deidre Williams

Mis Tech, Boston/Hingham

Boston (617) 626-1295

Hingham (781) 740-1600 ext.112

Note: Above passage taken from an email's forward message, if any party feel it not suitable to put here, please leave me a message, i will remove it.

Bocor Lagi

Bocor Lagi by Keris Silau - Malaysia Today

Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it's PWD

Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury

Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi

The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy

Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri

Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers' money
So please spend the money wisely.

Want to know why u r working so hard?

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.

He said to the cow:
"Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!
Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.

You will provide the energy to pull things!
You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat grass.

For that, you will have a life span of 50 years."

Ah Gu objected.
"What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass!
On top of that, I have to give my milk away!
This is tough and you want me to live 50 years!

I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!"

God agreed.

On the next day, God created the dog.
He said to the dog.
"Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose.
You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house!
Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them!
In return, you will eat your master's leftovers.
I'll give you a life span of 20 years."

Ah Kow objected.
" What!
I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I get...LEFTOVERS...
This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!"

God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey.
He said to the monkey.
"Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.
You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!
You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them.
In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts.
For that, I'll give you 20 years to live."

Naturally the monkey objected.
"This is ridiculous,
I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not even come to the part about the trees and somersaults.
Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence and I'll take 10.
What do you think?"

God agreed again.

On the forth day, God created humans.
God said to the man.
"You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys.

All you need to do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years."

Just like the rest, the man objected.
"What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live?
Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?"

God being such good natured, agreed with a smile.....

AND THAT IS WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years.
GET IT ?????

PC key tracker _ BEcareful‎

A new device has been introduced to the marketplace that is a huge danger to anyone who uses a PC that is not theirs. It is known as a key tracker and it sits between the keyboard and the PC. As can be seen in the pictures it is very discreet but is probably one of the most dangerous items of equipment to personal information that is readily available.

These devices record every key that is pressed on the keyboard. Due to it's position (it sits between the keyboard and the PC) the information is logged by the tracker before the PC knows about it and as such is very difficult for the PC to detect. They are available in both USB and PS2 formats so pretty much any PC can be logged. The user puts the tracker in line, leaves it there for a set amount of time and then retrieves it. They can then download the data onto their own PC.




If you intend to use a PC that is not yours (ie hotel business centre, internet café, airport etc) I would advise looking at the back of the PC to see if one of these trackers has been placed in line (scrambling under a desk is the better alternative to losing your email details). If you cannot get to see the back of the PC, I would suggest you don't use it for anything personal. If a tracker is there and you do not notice it, whoever placed it there (could be any user of that PC before you) will be able to recall all of your keystrokes - logins, passwords etc.

These trackers cost less than £30 and they are definitely out there already.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

有水准的分手信




Good one to lighten up --- KISS‎

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Sweetheart,I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending 100kisses instead. You are my sweetheart. Signed, Your Husband,
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His wife replied...
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him otheritems .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses andI hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !

Signed,
Your Wife
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Sing a love song for me

- -Sing a love song for me- -

Every time I must say goodbye to you
I feel so down and sigh
Every night all I do is think of you
You stole my heart away

Didn't know how true love means to me until now
Didn't know why lovers cry
Couldn't wait to see your smiling face anymore

Every time you must face the restless world
Do you remember me
And whenever you need a gentle word
Why don't you call me up

I'm the one for you when things get rough times are hard
Don't you know just what I mean
Couldn't wait to hear your endless dreams come to me

Sing a love song for me
Sing for me a serenade
Make happiness happen
Sing a love song for me
Sing for me a serenade
And leave loneliness alone

Every time I will say good luck to you
I hope you'll hold me tight
Every night all I do is think of you
You set my heart on fire

Didn't know how true love works on me until now
Didn't know how high we fly
Couldn't wait to see you smiling face anymore

Sing a love song for me
Sing for me a serenade
Make happiness happen
Sing a love song for me
Sing for me a serenade
And leave loneliness alone


# well, i like this song, forget since when, but really like it!#

let's come some hot song

Let's come some hot....


Sunday, July 15, 2007

Forex Trading Tips

TIP 1 Read both the books by Mark Douglas which cover trading psychology BEFORE you read or do anything else. If you don’t, I’ll say I told you so when you hit a failure barrier and don’t know why.

TIP 2 Stop loss policy - you MUST have one and practice, more practice and even more practice at sticking to it. It will not be easy but it is an essential discipline to profitable trading.

TIP 3 Trading plan / system. Again, you MUST have one! Then you must practice sticking to it. Do not try and second guess or trade against your indicators - wait until they give you a concise signal before acting on it.

TIP 4 TRADE WITH THE TREND. DO NOT trade against the hourly trend of the market unless you are VERY certain the market has turned. Check this by watching a long term moving average (say 80 SMA on 15 minute chart)

TIP 5 Learn to sit on your hands and not trade! It’s better to wait for good quality trades than take a mediocre one and loose money. A day of no trades is better than a day with one loosing one. If you don’t like the market, just walk away. It will always be there later.

TIP 6 Don’t set yourself false targets and expectations. Trading is not an EXACT science and if you do you will only become frustrated by your failure to meet them. Take what the market gives and be satisfied. Greed will kill you as a trader, both mentally and monetarily.

TIP 7 The market is rarely your friend in a trade that goes against you. Cut your losses quickly and accept them as an inherent part of trading. You will not be able to trade without some loosing positions. Manage them well!

TIP 8 Try hard not to get out of profitable trades too early. Try operating a trailing stoploss of say 15 to 20 pips behind the trade (on 5 minute timeframe) and maximise your good trades by letting them run. Be patient!

TIP 9 Ensure you fully understand how to generate and use pivot points and camarilla points on your trading platform. These are crucial decision points for daily trading and you will struggle without them.

TIP 10 DO NOT overtrade your account. Read up on money management in trading to make sure you fully understand why this is important and develop a strategy which fits with your personal trading capital. NEVER risk wiping out your account because believe me, it can happen. I’ve done it twice myself!

TIP 11 Learn about FIBONACCI levels and how to apply them to your charts.

TIP 12 Keep your trading system simple. Do not have too much information on your trading screen. It is unnecessary and will only cause you to be confused and delay you making your trading decisions.

TIP 13 Always think in terms of probabilities. Trading is all about thinking in probabilities NOT certainties. You can make all the “right” decisions and the trade still goes against you. This does not make it a “wrong” trade, just one of the many trades you will take which, through probability, are on the “loosing” side of your trading plan. Don’t expect not to have negative trades - they are a necessary part of the plan and cannot be avoided.

TIP 14 Ensure that the candle is fully formed on the timeframe you are trading BEFORE you enter your trade. Trade what you see, not what you would like to see.

(from Forex trading tips)

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

我不是处女,却碰上了处男!!

我现在的男朋友对我很好,我也很爱他。  

我们是在同学的聚会上认识的,他有双大眼睛滴溜溜的,好可爱的帅帅的那种。我们年纪差不多,可是我心里却觉得自己比他大很多。他还在南昌念书,可是我已经参加工作一年了。因为我过早进入社会,人也变得世故被社会同化了。他却好单纯。  

在他之前我有过一个男朋友,那时年纪小不懂事没谈多久就被他哄上床了。他的嘴甜言蜜语,哄得我好开心,他抱着我好象身体有些异常,我觉得被个什么热哄哄的东西顶着,可是我什么也不懂。他说他很难过,受不了了,要我帮他。我开始的时候不肯,可是看到他浑身烫热我好担心,就乖乖地跟他睡在了一起。现在想想都觉得自己好傻,就这样轻易地就相信了男人的那张臭嘴。没过半年他又有了别的女孩子被我发现了,我恨他,我本来就是想要长相厮守才跟他上了床,可是他说他只是玩玩而已,而我为他打过两次胎,我一心就是想要嫁给他,可是他却用他的花心来一次一次背叛我。我提出了分手,他也有悔意,可是我心里永远不愿原谅他。偷过腥的猫你能守住他不再出去偷吗?  

所以在心里我对男人有点恨意。他们好多人只是玩玩而已,用他们的话说就是玩完了没劲了过了新鲜感了就扔。我好伤心好痛苦,不是为了这样一个负心的男人,而是自己失去了贞操,以后还能不能找到真心相爱的人。虽然这个社会越来越开明,可是男人骨子里就是有处女情结,这是不可否认的。虽然嘴上说不在乎,可是心里却非常在意自己的女人是不是纯洁。我也能够理解,我也不希望我的老公花心,搞过很多女人,希望他一生只拥有我一个,我也一生只有他一人。可是现实不是这样的。  

我现在的男朋友没有谈过恋爱,我是他的初恋,他全心全意地爱着我。一点一滴的爱,一丝一缕的情,我全感觉得到。他是爱我的,是深深的爱。我告诉过他我曾经有过一个男朋友,他却傻傻地以为我们只是牵牵手而已--------  跟他在一起我很快乐,他会用做暑假工的钱给我偷偷地买手机,为的是天天发短信互诉衷肠,我们每个月通两封信,就这样交往了一年。他暑期和寒假都会回来陪我,萍乡到南昌4小时的车程,我每一次都是在火车站等他回来。我们牵手接吻,象所有热恋中的情侣。可是他从来没有深入的碰过我,只是相互地抚摸。到了关健位置关健时候就停下了,其实我是多么希望自己什么都给他,所有的,我的心、我的身体还有我全部的爱-------  哪怕他玩完了就马上抛弃我,也心甘情愿,因为他给了我的是真爱,是一个人不是为了得到你的身体爱付出一切的爱情。是有难同当的不离不弃,我很爱他,他也很爱我,他说他要娶我,所以他不想伤害我,不想占有我,不想负我。有一次我们睡在了一张床上,整整一个晚上,他把我重重地压在身体下,可是他还是离开了,我不懂他到底是为什么??????????他说他是个责任心很强的男人,如果两个人没有到结婚话,他不想跟我过性生活,因为他还在念大二,还有一年才毕业,而走出学校意味着无数的变数!!!!!!!!!!!他不想因为得到我的肉体,离开时而会来伤害我的心,这是什么逻辑。

我甚至很责备他,是不是不够爱我,他却说是因为太爱我,不想我受一点点的伤———难道这就是一个处男的逻辑。我真搞不明白。  我们天天发着暧昧的短信,说很多肉麻的话,我叫他老公,他喊我老婆,可是我们并没有真正意义上的在一起。朋友们都以为我们一定早就睡在了一起,我却不好说什么,只是嘻嘻哈哈地笑。我真地不知道怎么办,也不敢问别人,因为这些真地说不出口。而只有通过网络这个虚拟的平台,抒发一下感情。  不知道路该怎么走下去,我进退两难,一边是舍不得放弃这段感情,一边是不想伤害他而来骗他。虽然现在可以修补处女膜,但是我又能抓得住这份感情,配得上他配拥有这份真情吗,对得起他对我的爱吗?????????  

我不知道,不知道,真地好烦好烦,我该怎么办,是开诚布公地把一切告诉他毫不隐瞒地说自己早已不纯洁了,还是一声不响的选择离开他,还是继续装聋卖傻下去骗
他?????????????  不论哪一步,对他对我都是重重的伤---------  

亲爱的朋友你教教我怎么办好吗?为什么这个世界就是这样的不公平,我付出我的肉体却得不到真爱,我得到真爱的时候却早已犯下了千错万错,如果一切可以重来又将怎样---------命运就是这样爱捉弄人,处男却永远碰不上处女,难道我们就注定此生有缘无分??????????????????

别担心,那不是我.
那是偶然在网上看到的一篇文章.
是真是假,我不清楚.不过我想这社会上类似这样的情况很多吧.如果是你,你又会怎样呢?

I BET YOU DON"T HAVE THIS ONE !!!





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Peter Pepper Often given the name Penis Pepper, this is an ornamental chile, bred for fun and for its phallic appearance. It is eatable much like a jalapeno. Starts out green but will turn red as it ripens, with a length between 7.5-10 cm. It ends in a rounded dome, which is inset inside the main sheath of the chile. Extremely rare variety. 100 days or more from transplants. Heat level is 7-8. (Capsicum annuum).

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