Sunday, July 22, 2007

Semi Value's Formula

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%?

What equals 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

ButA-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AndB-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top!!

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